The following is a conversation between a  customer service and the customer who seeks help in installing the love software into the system.  

Customer Service: Can you install love ?

Customer: I can do that .I'm not technical,but i think i'am ready to install now.What do i do first?

Customer Service:The first step is to open your H E A R T. Have you located your Heart?

Customer:Yes,i have,but there are several programs running right now. Is it ok to install while they are running?

Customer Service:What programs are running?

Customer:Let me see...i have PastHurt.exe,LowEsteem.exe,Grudge.exe and resentment.com running right now.

Customer Service:No problem.Love will automatically erase PastHurt.exe from the current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory,but it will no longer disrupt other programs.Love will eventually overwrite LowEsteem.exe whith a module of its own,called HighSelfEsteem.exe. However,you have to completely turn off Grudge.exe and Resentment.com. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?

Customer:I dont know how to turn those off. Can you tell me how?

Customer Service:My pleasure. Go to Start menu and invoke Forgiveness.exe. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge.exe and Resentment.com have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, I'm done. Love has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?

Customer Service:Yes,it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your heart. Do you see that message?

Customer:Yes i do. Is it completely installed?

Customer Service: Yes,but do remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops!i have an error message already. What should i do?

Customer Service: What does the message say?

Customer:It says 'Error 412' "Program not run on internal components". What does that mean?

Customer Service:Dont worry,thats a common problem. It means that the Love program is set up to run on external Hearts but has not yet been running on your heart. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non technical terms it means that you have to 'love' your own machine before it can 'love' others.

Customer: So what should i do?

Customer Service:Can you find the directory called 'Self acceptance' ?

Customer:Yes,i have it.

Customer Service:Excellent,you are getting good at this.

Customer:Thank you.

Customer Service:You are welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to 'Myheart'directory:Forgiveself.doc,SelfEsteem.txt,RealizeWorth.txt and Goodness.doc. The system will overwrite conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also,you need to delete 'SelfCriticize.exe' from all directories,and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer:Got it! Wow! My heart is filling up with really neat files. Laugh.mp3 and Smile.mpg video is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that Warmth.com, Peace.exe and contentment.com are copying themselves all over my heart!

Customer Service: Then Love is installing and running. You should be able to handle it from here. one more thing before i go!

Customer:Yes?

Customer Service:Love is a freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you are
meeting. They will in turn share it with others and it will return back to you in some really neat modules. Thats the format..thats the law. Pure Love is a magical thing. Congratulations!!

Customer:I will. Thank you for your help.

Customer Service: You're most welcome.