Baybee MuNLuI....
ComE bacK 2 Me.....T^T

It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift.She shook it, held it overhead, and said, " I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." " That's right the boy said, " but how did you know ? " "Oh, just a wild guess, " she said. The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, " I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets. " " That's right, but how did you know ? " asked the girl. " Oh, just a wild guess, said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue. " Is it wine ? " she asked. " No the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue. " Is it champagne ? " she asked. " No, " the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more taste before declaring, " I give up, what is it? With great glee, the boy replied, " It's a puppy! "

Who is bigger, Mr Bigger, or Mr Bigger's baby?
Answer- the Baby is a little Bigger!!!!!

A snail went to the police station after just been robbed. The policeman asked if he could describe what happened and the snail said "It all happened so fast!

Lady rushes into a shop, picks up a can of fly spray and says to the assistant,"Is this good for flies? "No madam,"is the reply."It kills them"

Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It is 42 mam!"
Teacher: "great, and who will tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It 24 mam."

A :Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B : OK
A : A white horse fell in the mud.
B : =.=!

What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look I'm changing!

A:What do two oceans do when they meet?
B:Nothing! Just wave

Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot,because everyone can catch cold.

What do you call a dear with no eyes?
Noeyedear

Doctor, Doctor can you please help me out?
Yes, over there- the same way that you came in!

Caution : Contains highly stomach explosive content. Reader should not read while eating, or after having meal or think about this content while having a meal after this. Any cases of such will not be entertained to prevent contagious explosion of stomach...hehe, hv fun!


Once upon a time there was a chap, who after a bitter divorce, became very lonely. And so he went to the pet store and told the owner he wanted an unusual pet to keep him company. After much discussion, he decided on a centipede, which he immediately named Carl. It came with a little white box which could be used as its house.
He took the box home and found a good location for it, and decided that he would start off by taking his new friend to the pub to have a drink. So he peeked into the opening on the box and said "Hey Carl, would you like to nip down to the pub for a beer?"
There was, however, no reply, and that bothered the chap a bit. A few minutes later he asked again and said "Hey, how about going down to the pub with me for a beer?" But again there was no answer from his new friend. So he waited ten more minutes thinking about the situation and then decided to ask one more time. He put his mouth up to the opening in the white box and shouted "Hey, you in there, would you like to go to the pub place and have a drink with `
At this, a little voice came out of the box and said "No need to shout, hang on a minute, I heard you the first time. I'm putting on my shoes!"