Showing posts with label extreme. Show all posts
Showing posts with label extreme. Show all posts
It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift.She shook it, held it overhead, and said, " I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." " That's right the boy said, " but how did you know ? " "Oh, just a wild guess, " she said. The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, " I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets. " " That's right, but how did you know ? " asked the girl. " Oh, just a wild guess, said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue. " Is it wine ? " she asked. " No the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue. " Is it champagne ? " she asked. " No, " the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more taste before declaring, " I give up, what is it? With great glee, the boy replied, " It's a puppy! "
Who is bigger, Mr Bigger, or Mr Bigger's baby?
Answer- the Baby is a little Bigger!!!!!
A snail went to the police station after just been robbed. The policeman asked if he could describe what happened and the snail said "It all happened so fast!
Lady rushes into a shop, picks up a can of fly spray and says to the assistant,"Is this good for flies? "No madam,"is the reply."It kills them"
Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It is 42 mam!"
Teacher: "great, and who will tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It 24 mam."
A :Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B : OK
A : A white horse fell in the mud.
B : =.=!
What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look I'm changing!
A:What do two oceans do when they meet?
B:Nothing! Just wave
Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot,because everyone can catch cold.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
Noeyedear
Doctor, Doctor can you please help me out?
Yes, over there- the same way that you came in!
Who is bigger, Mr Bigger, or Mr Bigger's baby?
Answer- the Baby is a little Bigger!!!!!
A snail went to the police station after just been robbed. The policeman asked if he could describe what happened and the snail said "It all happened so fast!
Lady rushes into a shop, picks up a can of fly spray and says to the assistant,"Is this good for flies? "No madam,"is the reply."It kills them"
Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It is 42 mam!"
Teacher: "great, and who will tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It 24 mam."
A :Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B : OK
A : A white horse fell in the mud.
B : =.=!
What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look I'm changing!
A:What do two oceans do when they meet?
B:Nothing! Just wave
Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot,because everyone can catch cold.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
Noeyedear
Doctor, Doctor can you please help me out?
Yes, over there- the same way that you came in!
~Laugh Out LouD!!!~
**Sure to make you Roll On The Floor Laughin (ROFL)**
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one
Q. How do you keep someone in suspense?
A. Oh, I'll tell you tomorrow!
Q. Why did the kids all eat their homework?
A. Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Q. What kind of cheese isn't yours?
A. Nacho Cheese
Q: How can you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome?
A:PULL DOWN IT'S GENES!!!!!!
Q. Why did a kid throw a clock out the window?
A. To see time fly.
Q.What does an envelope say when you lick it?
A. Nothing. It just shuts up.
Q:Why do elephants wear shoes with yellow soles?
A:So they can float upside-down in the custard without being seen.
Q:Have you ever seen an elephant floating upside-down in custard?
A:EXACTLY!
Q: How many moves do you have to do to put an elephant in a fridge?
A: Three! Open the door, put the elephant in the fridge and close the door.
Q:How many moves do you have to do to put a giraffe in a fridge?
A: Four! Open the door, take the elephant out of the fridge, put the giraffe in the fridge and close the door.
Q:There's a huge fire in the jungle. Which animal will survive?
A: The giraffe, because it's in the fridge!
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7
A: Because 7 8 9!
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to see what High School was like!
Q: Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
A: Because all the fans have left!
Q: How can you tell if a calendar is popular?
A: It has a lot of dates!
Q: What does a bee use to brush its hair?
A: A honeycomb!
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: Where do you find a tortoise with no legs?
A: Where you left it
Q: How can you make God laugh?
A: Tell Him your plans for the future.
Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs.
Q: What do you call chicken in a hot tub?
A: Soup.
Q: What do you call a fish with no eye?
A: FSH
A: FSH
~ I know I'm ROFL'in what about u? ~
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Extreme ~ More Than Words
Saying "I love you"
Is not the words I want to hear from you
It's not that I want you
Not to say, but if you only knew how easy
It would be to show me how you feel
More than words
Is all you have to do to make it real
Then you wouldn't have to say that you love me
'Cause I'd already know
What would you do if my heart was torn in two
More than words to show you feel
That your love for me is real
What would you say if I took those words away
Then you couldn't make things new
Just by saying "I love you"
More than words
Now but I've tried to talk to you
And make you understand
All you have to do is close your eyes
And just reach out your hands
And touch me
Hold me close, don't ever let me go
More than words
Is all I ever needed you to show
Then you wouldn't have to say that you love me
'Cause I'd already know
What would you do if my heart was torn in two
More than words to show you feel
That your love for me is real
What would you say if I took those words away
When you couldn't make things new
Just by saying "I love you"
More than words
More than words
More than words
More than words
More than words
Is not the words I want to hear from you
It's not that I want you
Not to say, but if you only knew how easy
It would be to show me how you feel
More than words
Is all you have to do to make it real
Then you wouldn't have to say that you love me
'Cause I'd already know
What would you do if my heart was torn in two
More than words to show you feel
That your love for me is real
What would you say if I took those words away
Then you couldn't make things new
Just by saying "I love you"
More than words
Now but I've tried to talk to you
And make you understand
All you have to do is close your eyes
And just reach out your hands
And touch me
Hold me close, don't ever let me go
More than words
Is all I ever needed you to show
Then you wouldn't have to say that you love me
'Cause I'd already know
What would you do if my heart was torn in two
More than words to show you feel
That your love for me is real
What would you say if I took those words away
When you couldn't make things new
Just by saying "I love you"
More than words
More than words
More than words
More than words
More than words
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~Silence can sometimes reach deeper within ourselves than a thousand words~
