Showing posts with label heart. Show all posts
Showing posts with label heart. Show all posts
ComE bacK 2 Me.....T^T
One night a guy dropped his girlfriend at her home.
As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood. With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her
"Honey, would you give me a kiss ?"
Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
" Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
He asked grinning at her.
" No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on!
There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".
" No way, it's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?".
" No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!".
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
" No, no. I just can't" " I'm begging you ... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and
The girl's elder sister showed up in her pajamas, hair dishevelled,
And in a sleepy voice she said,
" Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need
Be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake and all of ours....
TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL ........
As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood. With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her
"Honey, would you give me a kiss ?"
Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
" Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
He asked grinning at her.
" No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on!
There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".
" No way, it's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?".
" No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!".
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
" No, no. I just can't" " I'm begging you ... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and
The girl's elder sister showed up in her pajamas, hair dishevelled,
And in a sleepy voice she said,
" Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need
Be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake and all of ours....
TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL ........
GIRL:Am i Pretty?
BOY:NO.
Girl:Do U wanna Live with me?
BOY:NO.
Girl:if I leave U then will u cry?
Boy:NO.
BOY:NO.
Girl:Do U wanna Live with me?
BOY:NO.
Girl:if I leave U then will u cry?
Boy:NO.
~Girl got Hurt n started 2 cry~
~Boy hold her Tight n said~
U r nt Pretty bt BEAUTIFUL.
I don't want 2 live with U bt LIVE 4 U.
When u leave me i will not cry but DIE.
It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift.She shook it, held it overhead, and said, " I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." " That's right the boy said, " but how did you know ? " "Oh, just a wild guess, " she said. The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, " I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets. " " That's right, but how did you know ? " asked the girl. " Oh, just a wild guess, said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue. " Is it wine ? " she asked. " No the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue. " Is it champagne ? " she asked. " No, " the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more taste before declaring, " I give up, what is it? With great glee, the boy replied, " It's a puppy! "
Who is bigger, Mr Bigger, or Mr Bigger's baby?
Answer- the Baby is a little Bigger!!!!!
A snail went to the police station after just been robbed. The policeman asked if he could describe what happened and the snail said "It all happened so fast!
Lady rushes into a shop, picks up a can of fly spray and says to the assistant,"Is this good for flies? "No madam,"is the reply."It kills them"
Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It is 42 mam!"
Teacher: "great, and who will tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It 24 mam."
A :Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B : OK
A : A white horse fell in the mud.
B : =.=!
What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look I'm changing!
A:What do two oceans do when they meet?
B:Nothing! Just wave
Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot,because everyone can catch cold.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
Noeyedear
Doctor, Doctor can you please help me out?
Yes, over there- the same way that you came in!
Who is bigger, Mr Bigger, or Mr Bigger's baby?
Answer- the Baby is a little Bigger!!!!!
A snail went to the police station after just been robbed. The policeman asked if he could describe what happened and the snail said "It all happened so fast!
Lady rushes into a shop, picks up a can of fly spray and says to the assistant,"Is this good for flies? "No madam,"is the reply."It kills them"
Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It is 42 mam!"
Teacher: "great, and who will tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It 24 mam."
A :Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B : OK
A : A white horse fell in the mud.
B : =.=!
What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look I'm changing!
A:What do two oceans do when they meet?
B:Nothing! Just wave
Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot,because everyone can catch cold.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
Noeyedear
Doctor, Doctor can you please help me out?
Yes, over there- the same way that you came in!
~Laugh Out LouD!!!~
I look at you,and that's my bright day,
I look at you,and wish that I could stay,
I look at you,and it makes my heart jump,
I look at you,just to keep love pumped.
I look at you,at times you don't realize,
I look at you,even when I close my eyes,
I look at you,cause you make me happy,
I look at you,cause the way u make me,me.
I look at you,for there's no other,
I look at you,cause you're soft as feather,
I look at you,when I feel I missed you,
I look at you,for your your smile and laughter,
I look at you,and a kiss trails after.
I look at you,to blow away your pain,
I look at you,to save your precious rain,
I look at you,and ask you in hand,
I look at you,and promise you a wonderland.
~ Everytime I look at you, it's another Wish Come True ~
~ MunChai ~
**Click image for larger picture**
**It was all magical at the start**
**Lookin back, its still is**
**Just feels like in a dream,with all my wishes comin true**
**Where you changed my whole life**
**By giving me a single thought of you**
**Which is well worth the sacrifice**
**That is why, I Love You**
