It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift.She shook it, held it overhead, and said, " I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." " That's right the boy said, " but how did you know ? " "Oh, just a wild guess, " she said. The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, " I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets. " " That's right, but how did you know ? " asked the girl. " Oh, just a wild guess, said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue. " Is it wine ? " she asked. " No the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue. " Is it champagne ? " she asked. " No, " the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more taste before declaring, " I give up, what is it? With great glee, the boy replied, " It's a puppy! "
Who is bigger, Mr Bigger, or Mr Bigger's baby?
Answer- the Baby is a little Bigger!!!!!
A snail went to the police station after just been robbed. The policeman asked if he could describe what happened and the snail said "It all happened so fast!
Lady rushes into a shop, picks up a can of fly spray and says to the assistant,"Is this good for flies? "No madam,"is the reply."It kills them"
Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It is 42 mam!"
Teacher: "great, and who will tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It 24 mam."
A :Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B : OK
A : A white horse fell in the mud.
B : =.=!
What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look I'm changing!
A:What do two oceans do when they meet?
B:Nothing! Just wave
Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot,because everyone can catch cold.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
Noeyedear
Doctor, Doctor can you please help me out?
Yes, over there- the same way that you came in!
Who is bigger, Mr Bigger, or Mr Bigger's baby?
Answer- the Baby is a little Bigger!!!!!
A snail went to the police station after just been robbed. The policeman asked if he could describe what happened and the snail said "It all happened so fast!
Lady rushes into a shop, picks up a can of fly spray and says to the assistant,"Is this good for flies? "No madam,"is the reply."It kills them"
Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It is 42 mam!"
Teacher: "great, and who will tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It 24 mam."
A :Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B : OK
A : A white horse fell in the mud.
B : =.=!
What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look I'm changing!
A:What do two oceans do when they meet?
B:Nothing! Just wave
Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot,because everyone can catch cold.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
Noeyedear
Doctor, Doctor can you please help me out?
Yes, over there- the same way that you came in!
~Laugh Out LouD!!!~
I look at you,and that's my bright day,
I look at you,and wish that I could stay,
I look at you,and it makes my heart jump,
I look at you,just to keep love pumped.
I look at you,at times you don't realize,
I look at you,even when I close my eyes,
I look at you,cause you make me happy,
I look at you,cause the way u make me,me.
I look at you,for there's no other,
I look at you,cause you're soft as feather,
I look at you,when I feel I missed you,
I look at you,for your your smile and laughter,
I look at you,and a kiss trails after.
I look at you,to blow away your pain,
I look at you,to save your precious rain,
I look at you,and ask you in hand,
I look at you,and promise you a wonderland.
~ Everytime I look at you, it's another Wish Come True ~
~ MunChai ~
Madrasapattinam ~ Pookal Pookam
Male: Pookal pookum tharunam aaruyirae, paarthathaarum illaiyae
Female: Pularum kaalai pozhudhai mulumadhiyum pirinthu povadhillaiyae
Male: Netruvarai naeram poga villaiyae, unadhu arugae naeram poadhavillaiyae
Female: Ethuvum paesavillaiyae, indru yaeno ethuvum thoandravillaiyae…ithu ethuvo?
Male: Iravum vidiyavillaiyae, athu vidinthaal pagalum mudiyavillaiyae poonthalirae!
Male: Vaarthai thevaillai, vaazhum kaalam varai, paavai paarvai mozhi paesumae!
Female: Naetru thevaillai, naalai thevaillai, indru indha nodi podhumae!
Male: Vaerindri vidhaindri vinthoovum mazhaiendru ithu enna ivan thoattam pookuthuthae?
Female: Vaalindri porindri valikindra yuthamindri ithu enna ivanukkul ennai velluthae?
Male: Idhayam muluka irukum intha thayakam, engu kondu niruthum
Female: Ithai ariya engu kidaikum vilakam , athu kidaithaal solla vendum enakum
Male: Munthalirae……
Female:
Oh where would I be without this joy inside of me?
It makes me want to come alive; it makes me want to fly into the sky!
Oh where would I be if I didn’t have you next to me?
Oh where would I be? Oh where, oh where?
Male: Entha megam ithu? Enthan vaasal vantha engum eera mazhai thoovuthae!
Female: Entha uravu ithu? Ethuvum puriyavillai endrapothum ithu neeluthae!
Male: Yaarendru ariyaamal, paerkooda theriyaamal, ivalodu oru sondham uruvaanaathae!
Female: Yaenendru kaetkaamal, thaduthaalum nirkaamal ivan pogum valiyengum manam poguthae!
Male: Paadhai mudintha piragum, intha ulagil payanam mudivathillaiyae
Female: Kaatril paranthae paravai marainthu piragae, ilai thodangum nadanam mudivathillaiyae!
Male/Female: Ithu ethuvo!
Female: Pookal pookum tharunam aadhavanae paarthathaarum illaiyae
Female: Pularum kaalai pozhudhai mulumadhiyum pirinthu povadhillaiyae
Male: Netruvarai naeram poga villaiyae, unadhu arugae naeram poadhavillaiyae
Female: Ethuvum paesavillaiyae, indru yaeno ethuvum thoandravillaiyae…enna pudhamai?
Female/Male: Iravum vidiyavillaiyae, athu vidinthaal pagalum mudiyavillaiyae
Male: Ithu ethuvo!!
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~ Just like the first time we had a spark ~
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